Chicago Darch-Times

ManU kampioen

2008-05-11T20:31:00-04:00

� Goed, Celtic is in de Schotse competitie nog steeds in 'n hevige strijd om de titel gewikkeld met aartsrivaal Rangers, maar voor 't overige is 't dezer dagen voor mijn ploegen huilen met de pet op. Grunn zag 't seizoen vanavond definitief uitgaan als 'n nachtkaars, terwijl Barca bezig is met de afsluiting van de eerste van zeven magere jaren. Maar gelukkig is er dit seizoen toch nog 'n lichtpuntje: ManU verzekerde zich van z'n zeventiende landstitel. Sar, van harte. En nu nog even de Champions League.

Carmen Electra in CKM

2008-05-11T20:16:00-04:00

� I really wouldn't have a clue whatsoever what she's up to these days, Carmen Electra. But it's good to know she's not forgotten yet. Only two weeks ago we found her perfect ass in Maximal, and it's good to know they still remember her in Eastern Europe as well. Which was, BTW, not the first time she appeared in CKM.

Barack Obama disses the Clintons

2008-05-11T12:24:00-04:00

� For the love of God, Hillary! How many more hints do you need in order to finally call it quits?! I mean, come on! I'm really fed up with this democrat primary bullshit. Take your loss already.
And I guess I'm not the only one who's fed up. So is Barack Obama. And that's why he decided to diss both the Clintons in a hilarious comedy jam (mirror) after you click

Happy Mothersday!

2008-05-11T12:02:00-04:00

Marilyn Monroe in 1946

2008-05-11T11:27:00-04:00

� Remember 1946? Of course you don't. Neither do I. But lemme tell you, kids. Back in those days there were no such things as boobjobs, liposuction, photoshop or airbrush. So when you saw a photoshoot of Marilyn Monroe on the beach, you could be sure this was all real. Pure nature. What you see is what you get. The real deal. So here goes. Marilyn Monroe on the beach in 1946.

Family Guy deleted scenes

2008-05-11T10:55:00-04:00

� As we all know, our favorite cartoon series Family Guy can be pretty raunchy and edgy at times. And sometimes scenes are even too raunchy to end up on the air. But for those (deleted) scenes there's the internet

Get that Left Lane back!

2008-05-11T09:16:00-04:00

� I know... Limo drivers are infamous for parking their boats in the left lane. So let this be my contribution to the Left Lane Drivers Unite lobby, since it's time faster drivers take the left lane (formerly known as the fast lane) back. So, order your copy-righted Windshield Decals right here. Happy left lane driving!

Happy Mothersday!

2008-05-11T08:50:00-04:00

� Happy Mothersday, ya'll! In order to celebrate this Hallmark holiday with you, you can check out here everything you need to know about your and other moms. And here's a list of the best moms and worst moms in movie history FYE. Enjoy.

MVP Kobe Bryant vs. Chris Paul

2008-05-10T13:40:00-04:00

� What should be the creteria to win the NBA's MVP? Simply the best player of the year or maybe the best player of the team with the best record? The NBA usually goes by the latter rule - the one and only reason Kobe Bryant never won the MVP in his rather impressive career. Up until now, that is. Kobe was awarded the 2008 MVP, but the discussions and debates will continue, since loads of fans are saying New Orleans' Chris Paul should have won the award.
Anyways. You be the judge, after you watched both Kobe Bryant's and Chris Paul's highlight reels , after

Jay Leno's top 20 headlines

2008-05-10T11:54:00-04:00

� The fact that I'm a David Letterman fan doesn't mean that I'm a Jay Leno hater. Au contraire, my friend. Leno can be pretty funny. Especially when he does his funny headlines segment. Highlight reel after you click

Tribute to Jamie-Lynn Sigler

2008-05-10T11:28:00-04:00

� After a pause that lasted several months, out here at Casa Darch we picked up on our all season Sopranos DVD box once again. Like before we're totally hooked, and how else can we celebrate this by offering you a tribute to Meadow Soprano AKA Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Right here we have her in Maxim magazine, and after the jump there's another Maxim shoot, an FHM shoot and a video reel of Meadow Soprano highlights:

VIDEO HIGHLIGHT OF MEADOW SOPRANO

JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER IN MAXIM

JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER IN FHM

Anna Nicole Smith biopic lowlights

2008-05-10T10:27:00-04:00

� Believe me. This is a movie you most certainly wanna miss. The Anna Nicole biopic - most likely one of the worst pieces of cinema that's ever been made. Thing is, however: you're curious of course. And you can't help yourselves. Well, whaddaknow: Rich made for you guys a digestible seven and half minute highlight reel of lowlights of the flick. He even broke the film down by themes (boobs, insecurity & Marilyn Monroe). So here goes , the Anna Nicole biopic in a little over seven minutes:

Danica Patrick hits crew member

2008-05-10T09:58:00-04:00

� Only three weeks after she won her first Indy car race in her life (the Twin Ring Motegi) Danica Patrick made headlines again. During Friday's Indy 500 practice in Indianapolis she hit, while driving into the pit, a crew member of another team (Charles Buckman). Although she was not at fault, she burted into tears after the incident. Clip after you click

Stem op Dennis!

2008-05-10T07:11:00-04:00

� Ajax-stagiair and jarige job Dennis Bergkamp heeft 't (evenals Marc Overmars, BTW) geschopt tot de uit 75 spelers bestaande shortlist van beste Arsenal speler aller tijden. The Gunners laten 't aan 't publiek over om te komen tot de absolute nummer een. Ergo: jij en ik kunnen stemmen. En kijk, dat is kat in 't bakkie natuurlijk, want 't mag duidelijk zijn dat dat Dennis Bergkamp moet worden, niet dan?
Een klein addertje onder 't gras: er moet wel eerst geregistreerd worden. Welnu, dat kan hierrr effe snel. Zodra dat gebeurd is, kan er hierrr worden gestemd.
Nog steeds niet overtuigd? Filmpje met Dennis Bergkamp's hoogte-punten na 'n klik op

Silvan is 8!

2008-05-10T06:55:00-04:00

� Goed, hij is 'n fanatiek Feyenoord-supporter, maar dat kan de beste overkomen. Zelfs Dennis Bergkamp, die vandaag ook al z'n verjaardag viert, was 'n aanhanger van 010 in z'n jonge jaren. Ik bedoel maar. In ieder geval: m'n neefje Silvan, kennelijk 'n linkspoot, viert vandaag z'n achtste verjaardag. Gefeliciteerd, knul!

Magdalena made her point

2008-05-09T18:13:00-04:00

� Magdalena Rouco Hernandez (27) was fed up with the hypocrisy of her uncle Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela of Spain, so she decided to get back at him. And she couldn't think of anything better than to have a nude photoshoot by Interviu magazine. Snapshots of the shoot after

Whoa! Britney...

2008-05-09T13:55:00-04:00

� Whoa. Check out this most recent pic of our beloved Britney Spears! It's her and Neil Patrick Harris, and it was taken on the set of How I Met Your Mother (full size pic in color after the jump).
The Brit-Brit/HIMYM episode (Britney as Abby, trying to get Ted (Josh Radnor) jealous), will air in just three days (May 12).
Unless something miraculously happens I won't tune in, but I just have to say this: I haven't seen 'r this hot in ages. Keep up the good work, girl.
[update] Two more hot looking Britney pics added:

Karate Kid Tim Wiese

2008-05-09T13:35:00-04:00

� One of the ~~many~~ main reasons Americans won't embrace football (thats soccer you morons) is the fact that there's too many dives on the field. And Germany is, as we all know, the birth place of the dive. But it's certainly not all dives out there. Watch how Bremen goalie Tim Wiese pulls a karate kid move (picture) on a Hamburg striker - and getting away (only a yellow card) with it:

Biker almost avoids speeding ticket

2008-05-09T12:13:00-04:00

� Imagine this. You're a Dutch biker, and you're riding in the northern part of your country, where there's not as much traffic as where you live. Ergo: you let your bike go at full blast. All of a
sudden you notice traffic cops on the side of the road, shooting their radar gun while hunting for speeders. Only one thing you can do. Hit the brakes! Oops. There you go. A good ol' face plant while going 137 km p/h. Your bike is smashed but on the upside: your injuries (fractured wrist and a damaged hand) are not that bad and you've got the police radar picture (after the jump, (via)) to remember your adventure forever:

Blinded by greed?

2008-05-09T11:53:00-04:00

Sure. It is - of course - possible that they were just caught with nerves, being in a game show on national tv. What seems more realistic, is that this family was blinded by greed. I mean. If you don't even recognize your own daughter/sister:

The top 10 hottest superhero movie babe topless scenes

2008-05-09T11:33:00-04:00

� For one reason or the other people same to crave for superhero (movies) these days. As if Superman, Batman and Spider Man weren't enough, there's Iron Man and (to be expected) Hancock and whatnot. On the upside: more superhero movies also means more hot chicks. And more hot chicks means more hot topless movie scenes. So here goes: the 10 hottest superhero movie babe topless scenes ( NSFW), featuring no less than Helen Slater, Selma Blair, Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman, Kim Basinger, Halle Barry, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Rebecca Romijn. Enjoy.

Elisha Cuthbert on the beach

2008-05-09T09:12:00-04:00

� The other day we thought we had summarized the Elisha Cuthbert pretty thouroughly: she loves to have 'r picture taken, just not when she's on the beach minding 'r own business. Hmm, I guess we were wrong:

De beetle had schuld

2008-05-09T09:11:00-04:00

� 't Hoge woord is eruit. Na bijna drie weken is de Illinois State Police eindelijk klaar met 't rapport over dit ongeluk, en wat we eigenlijk al wel wisten is nu ook officieel vastgesteld: de Volkswagen Beetle had schuld, en wie schuld heeft moet betalen. Dus.

Eva Mendes topless in Vogue Italia

2008-05-09T08:56:00-04:00

� They tried it before, but that was - of course - nothing more than a lame scam. Thing is: uberbabe Eva Mendes doesn't go all the way just like that. One has to dress up his request a little. Mention words like Italy, art, Europe, Vogue and Steven Meisel, et voila, there you go: Eva Mendes topless in the Italian edition of Vogue (tiny bit NSFW) - for real this time.

Charles Barkley: I'm a dumbass

2008-05-08T23:22:00-04:00

� Throughout the years, we sure had our fun with Sir Charles Barkley, now didn't we? Whether he was playing a round of golf or displaying his political ambitions, he makes us laugh our asses of every now and again. His latest one (pulling off a classic Ron Burgundy, reading the teleprompter from beginning to the end) is once again priceless. Best thing of all: he's is a good sport about it. Hilarious clip after

The Philly police beat up

2008-05-08T20:49:00-04:00

� A propos. Talking about police brutality. Cedric may consider himself lucky that he was boating with his mom and a dozen of his friends. I mean. What if he had been driving with two homies down the streets of Philadelphia? Rodney King revisited after you click

Video tributes to Johnny Cash

2008-05-08T20:01:00-04:00

� It's been four years to this date Johnny Cash passed away. Ergo: a tribute to the man in black seems to be in order here. So here goes: two hands full of covers of Johnny Cash songs, by (among others) U2, Pearl Jam, Kris Kristofferson, and Kid Rock.

Cedric Benson's party boat

2008-05-08T19:11:00-04:00

� Finally some interesting news in the aftermath of Bears' Cedric Benson Dui boating incident from last weekend at Lake Travis. Sure, there were the conflicting stories of both Benson (and his posse) and the police, but now there's finally some scenery. On the pic (taken a couple of hours before the rumble): Cedric Benson (left), his mother Jackie and friend Deon Beasley.

De Chantal Janzen sex tape hoax

2008-05-07T10:56:00-04:00

� Chantal Janzen is 'n lekker wijf dat in d'r paspoort bij beroep actrice heeft staan. Niks bijzonders, zo zijn er honderden in Nederland. La Janzen is (qua acteren dan) 'n beetje net-niet, dus wat krijg je dan? Fans die vinden dat ze 'n beetje extra publiciteit verdiend. Ergo: 'n sex tape op de (web) markt met daarop (zogenaamd, maar niet heus) ons aller Chantal. Enfin, GS 'negeerde' de hoax, maar VKmag kon dit buitenkansje niet aan zich voorbij laten gaan (NSFW).

Eating a Big Mag in one bite

2008-05-06T11:02:00-04:00

� If you're a smart guy (or gal), you're one of the lucky ones in this world. You'll probably get a good job and make tuns of money. And even if you're just plain beautiful, you're not bad off at all. You could become a model or find a job in the porn business and/or prostitution to make lot's of dough.
But what if your biggest talent is eating a Big Mac in just one bite . What good does that do you? Then you're screwed.

Bar Refaeli in Elle Russia

2008-05-04T21:44:00-04:00

� Within the past year Israeli babe Bar Refaeli managed to sqeeuze herself into the top 10 of the world's hottest chicks. Go check her hotness out in the Russian edition of Elle.

Grunn owned Utreg

2008-05-04T11:05:00-04:00

� Wel, wel. Wie had dat gedacht. Kennelijk zat er dus toch nog wat energie in de Groningse tank, en kunnen we er bij 't (bijna) sluiten van de markt toch nog 'n positief Grunn-postje uitpersen: Jans cs verslaan FC Utrecht met 3-1, onder meer dankzij twee goals van Marcus Berg.
Grunn schijnt door de zege zowaar nog in de race te zijn voor UEFA Cup-voetbal, al is dat nog 'n lange zit. Eerst 'n dubbele finale tegen NEC, en vervolgens tegen d'een of d'andere CL-wannabe-loser. Enfin, we zullen wel zien. Overschat fenomeen anyways, dat Europees voetbal.

GSAVV Forward goes the full monty

2008-05-01T11:27:00-04:00

� Altijd in voor 'n stuntje, ons aller Martin Drent. Zelfs nu-ie trainer is van de Groningse studenten GSAVV Forward. Drent en pupillen waren kennelijk zo blij met 't behalen van de nacompetitie, dat ze besloten om voor de elftalfoto voor de full monty (NSFW) te gaan.
Geinig hoor, maar waarom is nou uitgerekend Martin Drent een van de weinigen op de plaat die z'n tampeloerus niet wil tonen? Pff.

Hieperdepiep!

2008-04-30T06:39:00-04:00

Myrna Goossen naakt

2008-04-27T19:21:00-04:00

� Hmm. Zo langzamerhand begin ik te geloven dat er ergens 'n opzetje is gesmeed om voormalige BN PLayboy chicks weer voor 't voetlicht te brengen. Zo hadden we de afgelopen weken al Tatjana Simic en Daphne Deckers, en nu blijkt dus kennelijk Myrna Goossen aan de beurt.
Dit keer is 't het volslagen onbekende Diva dat claimt Myrna topless te hebben vastgelegd (Diva shoot na de jump). Onzin natuurlijk, en aan ons de schone taak om de zaak weer 'n beetje toonbaar te maken door middel van 't linken van de Playboy shoot van Myrna (NSFW) van geen idee wanneer:

Hieperdepiep!

2008-04-27T07:11:00-04:00

Leuker kunnen ze 't niet maken... Nou, echt wel!

2008-04-25T10:18:00-04:00

� Leuker kunnen we 't niet maken, beweren ze bij de Nederlandse belastingdienst. Wel makkelijker. Nou, voorlopig verschil ik toch nog maar even met ze van mening. Vooral sinds ik vanochtend vroeg m'n Nederlandse post openmaakte. En of ze 't leuker kunnen maken! Wat is 't geval? Op 3 april jongstleden blijken ze in Apeldoorn keurig 4700 Euri op m'n Postbank te hebben bijgeschreven. 4700 Euro! Da's dankzij de huidige koers bijna 7000 dollar. Zo maar. Out of the blue.
Natuurlijk ben ik op me qui vive. Foutje van de bank in mijn voordeel? Zal toch niet. In de omschrijving staan mijn SoFi-nummer, als ook de codes H40, H50, H56 en de verklaring Belastingdienst GVS uitbetaling. Schijnt te maken te hebben met de belastingjaren 2004 en 2005.
Ah well. Wellicht dat er binnen nu en een week 'n blauwe envelop-plus-verklaring op de mat valt.

Maxima draagt bril!!!

2008-04-24T17:47:00-04:00

� Dit moet welhaast 'n verlate 1 april-grap zijn, anders kan ik 't toch echt niet plaatsen: de RVD (lees: de Koningin) die niet wil dat prinses Maxima brildragend op de foto wordt gezet. Kan iemand mij vertellen waarom dat is? Gewraakte foto na 'n klik op